Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
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Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
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Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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