Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
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just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
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My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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