I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
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I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
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I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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