Nicole vs. Life
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
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also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
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I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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