I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
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Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
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i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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