Please, let me fuck your mom
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
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She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
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What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I believe in your delicious
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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