when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
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I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
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Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
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