He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
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He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
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There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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