Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
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as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
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It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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