If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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