Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
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dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
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Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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