So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
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Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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