weddingsv make me drug and hornr
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
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Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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