Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
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Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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