Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
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You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
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You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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