fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
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Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
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I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
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