Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
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My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
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I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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