i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
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i just sold back the books i vomitted on
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
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You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize