White coat. Heels.
Having a random hookup so left but love u
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
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she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
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Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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