1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
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I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
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Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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