why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
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Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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