I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
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what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
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Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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