omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
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I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
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I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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