She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
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Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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