I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
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I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
We are two peas in an std pod
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
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if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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