dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
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you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
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I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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