You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
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Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
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So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I have fence marks all over my body
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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