seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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