im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
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Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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