therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
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these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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