and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
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After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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