i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
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If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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