Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
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She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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