I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
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Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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