i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
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Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
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I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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