just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
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Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
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We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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