people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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