the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
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I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
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I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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