My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
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There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I'm both gender and math confused
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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