I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
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Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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