i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
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So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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