Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
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I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
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Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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