Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
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He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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