I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
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I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
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I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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