Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
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Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
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I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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