Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
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just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
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I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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