ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
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Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
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So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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