Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
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So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
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And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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