i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
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I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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