He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
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Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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